facebook.

dear facebook,
i'm writing you an angry letter. the issue at hand is, well, lets face it you're a fucking soul eater. you eat people's souls. you take the mystery out of people - in reality, you suck up conversation starters as you allow people to post every little tiny fact about themselves for the world to see. you allow the creation of groups that explain every pet peeve, and every situation that people could possibly share in real life.

dear facebook,
i wish you could quit you. but i fear that i would be completely cut off from the world and from my friends if i did that. because like you have ripped my soul from my chest, you have sucked, ripped, torn and stolen their souls as well. release us from this awful fate. let us disconnected and disappear.

i don't want people to know my favourite bands, movies or books without talking to me. i do not want my ideas, sense of humor or little quirks to be defined by your groups. so please, let me just ask you for one thing..
let me remain a mystery.